Imagine opening up your front door and someone has left a bag of meat on your front door step.
Where did it come from? WHO did it come from? Why did they leave it on YOUR doorstep?
These are all questions being asked by Karens in Woodbury; and we mean real Karens- their names are actually Karen...AND, they're also vegetarian.
According to Greg Thunder's Next Door app, a woman named Karen reached out with a formal complaint and asked for some answers.
Shockingly, it was happening to another Karen who was getting rotisserie chickens left on her doorstep, and she too, is a vegetarian.
Comments came flooding in and there was a theory that maybe this was a case of mistaken identity; perhaps the person leaving the meat thought Karen was in need of food because she was facing financial hardship due to the coronavirus.
That's when it was revealed that there was another kind of doorstep scandal in Woodbury. Not too long ago, someone was leaving vegetables placed in sexually suggestive positions for their neighbors. No one wanted to go into detail because they were so focused on the matter at hand- figuring out the meat mystery.
Karen then reveals that her own son ATE the meat, but was still suspicious of where it came from.
At least she's trying to have a sense of humor about it.
If you know who's leaving meat on Karen's doorstep, please stop. Or don't.