This might be the most pettiest but brilliant thing one can do.
Brookfield Zoo is giving you the oportunity to name a Madagascar hissing cockroach after your ex (or anyone else who has done you wrong) for Valentine's Day for only a $15 donation. Want in? Click here.
The donation goes straight to Brookfield Zoo's conservation efforts.
Also, Brookfield Zoo has free admission on weekends ALL February long!