“I was in the pool! I was in the pool!” – George Costanza.
A company that specializes in male enhancement implants is looking to sponsor the U.S. men’s Olympic swim team to give them a boost of confidence
Penuma is the first-ever FDA approved penile implant for men and like a breast augmentation, increases the size of the penis.
Penuma says on their website the procedures will increase “girth, as well as flaccid length, increased by 1 to 2 inches on average, along with the potential for even great growth over time.”
Dr. James Elist, the founder of Penuma, thinks that a partnership with the U.S. men’s swim team would be a perfect match.
“Although the USA Olympic men’s team is not completely nude while swimming, they are pretty close to it in their skintight speedos. Shrinkage in cold water is real and can have a devastating effect on the confidence and performance of athletes,” Dr. Elist said in a letter to the CCO of USA Swimming. “Penuma would be honored to be a sponsor of the USA Men’s Olympic Swim team. We are certain that this partnership could be huge.
The 2020 Olympics are still currently scheduled to start July 23 in Tokyo, but with the continuing pandemic Dr. Elist knows it could be pushed back.
“We understand COVID-19 has caused difficult times for people across the globe, and the rescheduled date for the Olympics might continue to get pushed back; however, we are dedicated to being a strong supporter and sponsor of the team. We hope we get the chance to grow with the team. Together, we can #StopTheShrinkage.”
According to Penuma’s website, thousands of men have undergone the enhancement since it was approved in 2004.