1. Bill Murry's movie "Groundhog Day" is being turned into a TV Show! It will take place 30 years after the original film.
2. Kanye West is running for President.... Oof
3. Mountain Dew is selling a new drink called Southern Shock only available at Bojangles. No word, personally, on how it tastes.
4. It's National Fried Chicken Day, International Kissing Day.
5. (Fun Fact): More than 18,400 people have been relocated with the U.S. Federal Witness Protection Program . . . and not a single one of them has been tracked down by the criminals they were hiding from.