Five Things You Need To Know for Wednesday:
1. A man from France was fired for being too boring and for refusing to attend a Happy Hour with his co-workers. The man took his former employer to court. The court ruled that the company had no lawful reason to fire the man and that the man had a right to be boring. No word on how much compensation was awarded.
2. Walmart is selling a charcuterie board for dogs called a Bark-uterie Board. The board features an assortment of non-rawhide dog chews and biscuits. Chicken-wrapped snacks and salami bites are also on the $10 board.
3. Queen Elizabeth's 2009 Land Rover has been auctioned off for $51,000. The SUV would normally have sold for $10,000 if it had not been owned by the Queen.
4. Hurricane Season Ends Today.
5. (Fun Fact): The sport that causes the most testicular injuries among young men is . . . lacrosse.
