6 am Headlines
A Taxi Driver stabs a passenger who won't stop farting in his car.https://bit.ly/3a8rxZW
Netflix's signature "Ta-Dum" sound was almost a goat's bleat.https://bit.ly/3gC1JaM
7 am Headlines
The National Park Service issues a reminder not to push your slow friend down to save yourself from a Bear.https://bit.ly/3kiTjaD
"Ren & Stimpy" is being revived.https://bit.ly/2DpMmnC
9 am Headlines
Billie Joe Armstrong doesn't want to take a picture with you if you're not a fan.https://bit.ly/2DqC46H
Which liquors are most likely to make you hung over, black out, get arrested, and go streaking?https://bit.ly/3a06ZTc
