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A 31-year-old Florida man, Aaron Thompson, was arrested after destroying 80 pumpkins outside a Target store. The damaged pumpkins were valued at $500. https://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/florida/gourd-destruction-276813
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The makers of breast milk ice cream are now bringing us: booger candy. It isn't made with real boogers; it just looks like boogers, with varying shapes and shades of brown, green, and Yellow. https://nypost.com/2025/10/28/lifestyle/breast-milk-ice-cream-brand-creates-booger-inspired-gummies/
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