6 am Headlines
Captain America was not a virgin! https://bit.ly/3rybeOw
Schools are facing shortages of juice boxes and chicken nuggets. https://on.wsj.com/3BB4N21
7 am Headlines
A Japanese guy almost self-pleasured himself to death. https://bit.ly/3ryxFTZ
Kanye West is living in MB Stadium. https://bit.ly/3y88iuK
How old were you when you first felt like a true adult? A new poll found 7% of us still don't feel like grown-ups. https://bit.ly/2UGrzoD
9 am Headlines
A guy's family size box of Frosted Flakes was actually full of heroin. https://bit.ly/3y5LAU1
Michael B. Jordan is making a black Superman Series for HBO Max. https://bit.ly/2Wmhcqp
