6 AM Headlines
Amber Heard Testifies About Poop in Bed, Blames Depp's Dog. Amber Heard said it was Johnny Depp's dog Boo who pooped on the bed, due to lifelong bowel control issues. Amber even suggested that those issues were at least partly caused by Boo eating Johnny's weed when she was a puppy. She added that she had nothing to do with it because, quote, "I don't think that's funny. I don't know what grown woman does." https://bit.ly/3FTnyjx
A Home Depot rep forced a man to physically return 240 square feet of defective, unrolled pine straw. https://bit.ly/3FTqTzp
Walmart Inc. is stepping up efforts to entice college graduates by unveiling a fast track to jobs as store managers -- positions that typically pay more than $200,000 a year and have traditionally taken years to get. https://bit.ly/3wjSwyc
7 AM Headlines
Child porn investigation reveals Arby’s worker peeing in milkshakes. https://bit.ly/3sERmLz
The average American is getting 26 scam calls a week along with 11 unsolicited spam texts. People in Pennsylvania are hit the hardest while people in New Mexico get the least spam.
9 AM Headlines
Wynonna Judd is doing The Judd’s Final Tour, in "Honor" of her mother.
Taylor Hawkins reportedly told Friends that he ‘couldn’t f*cking do it anymore’ shortly before his death. A thoroughly reported story from Rolling Stone has emerged, which gathered stories from the last days of Hawkins’ life through interviews with 20 people who were close to the drummer. https://bit.ly/3wvbvER
A man in Ohio called to report his truck was stolen last Monday. The cops found it but they also discovered that the man who called had previously stolen the truck himself just five days prior. Both thieves were arrested. https://bit.ly/3LnCWWK
