6 am Headlines
A dog swallowed a woman's sex toy, then puked it up at the vet. https://bit.ly/3mGgmOO
Anti-flatulence bedsheets are now something you can buy. https://bit.ly/30jQvop
The internet went into a tailspin over the weekend, after Hellmann's Twitter account suggested putting mayonnaise in your coffee. They claimed they were serious, and said, "It's called having a sophisticated [palate]." https://bit.ly/3iQ1k85
7 am Headlines
A guy called 911 because he was stuck in taffic and needed to pee.
The rock is a rapper now. https://bit.ly/3mHSkmn
A guy from the Solomon Islands was rescued last Saturday after he and his friend got lost at sea for 29 days. And how's this for glass half full? He says the one positive he took away from it was . . . it was a nice break from the pandemic. https://bit.ly/3AqMJFP
9 am Headlines
A woman in Michigan complained that a grocery store's mood music was too sad, and screamed at several employees. Then she tried to drive off while a cop was talking to her, and got arrested. And after they released her, she walked back into the police department, started yelling at the receptionist, and got arrested again.
A woman in Canada woke up last week to a loud crashing sound, and found a softball-sized meteriorite that had blasted a hole through her roof.
As we get older, our bodies don't operate as smoothly as they did when we were younger. In a new survey, nearly one-in-three men aged 60 and older said they feel self-conscious about how often they have to pee. https://bit.ly/3oPSUBe
