6 am Headlines
A Grandma’s dying wish was a giant penis on her grave. The grave of 99-year-old Catarina Orduña Pérez is now topped with a huge penis and testicles weighing nearly 600 pounds. https://bit.ly/3S9vt1Y
A woman in Australia couldn't get her neighbors to quiet their barking dog, so she started blaring "Who let the Dogs Out?", on repeat, over the fence. That got her point across, and there's been less barking. https://bit.ly/3Q649zW
Applebee's is selling its own line of lip glosses called Saucy Gloss which is supposed to taste like chicken wings. There are four types: Hot Buffalo, Sweet Chile, Honey Pepper, and Barbecue. https://bit.ly/3JiVnfC
7 am Headlines
A man who was sold a lemon of a car in 1986 gets his revenge. https://bit.ly/3BFh4oi
Nichelle Nichols died of heart failure on Saturday at the age of 89. She famously played Nyota Uhura on "Star Trek: The Original Series" and in many of the "Star Trek" movies. https://bit.ly/3bpKbRT
Britney Spears finished writing a tell-all, but it won't come out anytime soon because there isn't enough paper. There's apparently a global paper shortage, so until it's resolved, there isn't an estimated release date. https://pge.sx/3QcMo23
9 am Headlines
Metallica met Joe Quinn, who played Eddie on "Stranger Things". They did a "Master of Puppets" jam session together and gave him a replica of the guitar he played on the show. https://bit.ly/3oMYMKu
Neve Campbell paid tribute to horror movies in a Red Cross campaign to encourage people to donate blood. Among other things, she said, "50% of Americans like watching blood get spilled in horror movies. What's scary is that only 3% donate it." https://bit.ly/3OQG13k
A 62-year-old guy in Missouri is facing attempted murder charges after he tried to shoot down a crop-dusting plane for flying too close to his house. https://bit.ly/3zpwTwU
A poll found 22% of Americans haven't even cracked a book in over a year. That's even counting e-books and audiobooks. https://bit.ly/3zqqeST
