6 AM Headlines
Tesla now offers an "assertive" self-driving option that lets your car drive like a Jerk. Tesla's new full self-driving beta has an option called "assertive" driving. The description makes it sound like you can now let your car drive like a jerk. It says turning it on shortens your "follow distance" and allows it to change lanes often and lets it stay in the fast lane, even if you're not passing someone, and allows your car to perform "rolling stops." https://tcrn.ch/3HY9x49
For the first time, Lego has given an animal an anus. They recently introduced a "Majestic Tiger," which has impressive detail, including Lego's first anus. A small, circular pink piece that fits underneath its tail. https://bit.ly/3FaEaBD
7 AM Headlines
The Internet is still reeling from the sudden loss of Bob Saget. There's no new information on a cause of death, but here's the latest on what people are talking about: https://bit.ly/3HVu0X6
A study found the hardest "easy" foods to screw up are pancakes, eggs, and pasta. https://bit.ly/31LjD8U
9 AM Headlines
Non-alcoholic fake cocktails now cost as much as actual liquor. https://bit.ly/3tecDNe
A 60-year-old guy in Alabama got arrested for stealing a set of metal bleachers from a public park. He hooked the bleachers to the trunk of his car and dragged them down the street, and made it about a mile-and-a-half before a cop pulled him over. https://bit.ly/3K1OkrJ