
6 am Headlines
Meat Loaf's "Bat Out of Hell" Could Re-Enter the Top 10 This Week. https://yhoo.it/3AvdSJn
A 19-year-old guy in England says he doesn't have nipples anymore after accepting a dare that involved spraying them with two full cans of Axe Body Spray. He says the cold froze them. Then his friend flicked them, and they broke off. https://bit.ly/3IFbl2l
A limo with a stripper pole mounted outside on the trunk crashed into a creek in Kentucky on New Year's. The Limo was impounded, and the owner is raising money to get it back. But so far, his online campaign has raised just $115. https://bit.ly/3Ivr9Ew
7 am Headlines
A jail in Mississippi got a fax this month that said an inmate was up for release, even though he wasn't. It turned out the inmate's girlfriend sent it. Now it looks like she's heading to jail too. https://bit.ly/3GZyM5S
Steve-O has a "delusional vision" of how he plans to break free from his "Jackass" persona. He wants to go on a final tour where he gets breast implants, a penis tattooed over his eyebrow, and have a bullet shot through his open jaw. https://bit.ly/3IA1D11
Are Metaverse weddings about to become the new trend? The New York Times" did a story on a metaverse wedding in the U.S. last month. Now a couple in India is doing one, and CNN just did a big write-up. Obviously, covid made it harder to get together, so that's one reason it's happening. Plus, it's cheaper. https://cnn.it/3G3s6Cq
9 am Headlines
A new survey produced lists of the most annoying things about grocery shopping, like waiting in lines, and the most annoying things about grocery delivery, like having "substitute" items delivered that you don't like. https://bit.ly/3nVKKpE
Peter Dinklage says it's hypocritical that Disney is remaking "Snow White" with a Latina lead, while still making, quote, "that [effing] backwards story about seven dwarfs living in a cave together." http://www.wtfpod.com/