9 am Headlines
Secret Service documents indicate that President Biden's German shepherd Commander has bitten seven people over a four-month span. They're blaming it on, quote, "a unique and often stressful environment for family pets" at the White House. https://bit.ly/3OboSCV
For $50,000, you can buy a 22-square-foot historic wall in Washington, D.C. You can't do much with it but there IS a disgruntled neighbor who owns a house that's flush up against it. https://bit.ly/3KfyFqz
7 am Headlines
A place in Japan is selling a new "Ice Cream Fondue Pizza" with a crust-bowl baked into the middle, filled with vanilla ice cream for dipping. https://bit.ly/3Du0kAb
Do mustard-flavored Skittles somehow sound good to you? If so, now's your chance. They partnered with French's for National Mustard Day next week. You can sign up online to try and win a bag. https://bit.ly/3Ori45z
A woman threw her 36G bra onstage during a Drake show last week. Drake picked it up, read the size, and said, quote, "Locate this woman immediately." https://bit.ly/3O8ahIr
6 am Headlines
Bradley Cooper is reportedly "bothered" that Irina Shayk is dating Tom Brady. Supposedly, he still has "so much love for her," and he's worried that Tom has proven he can be a devoted husband and father.
It's so hot in Arizona that doctors are treating a lot of serious burns, on people who just fell on the ground. And an elementary school librarian claims his shoes melted from just walking on the street. https://bit.ly/3DxhVqU
Thanks to the "Barbie" movie, old Allan dolls have shot up in price on eBay. Allan is a friend of Ken's, but he was discontinued in the '60s. Michael Cera plays him in the movie. https://bit.ly/3Ycqilw
