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A 54-year-old Sonic employee in New Mexico was arrested last week after a customer found that he "inadvertently" added coke to their Coney dog order, not Coca-Cola cocaine. He was charged with felony possession. https://bit.ly/45Ka721
Tanya Tucker became the first person to ride a horse onto the stage at the Grand Ole Opry on Friday. Historians say that in 97 years, no one had ever done it before. https://bit.ly/3IWxqfs
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The gross new term "GOOCH GREASE" is trending. It's when a guy's nether region can't stay dry due to a combination of sweat and other stuff. Some guys have supposedly even resorted to wearing Maxi Pads to deal with it. https://bit.ly/43I7xb6
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Sweden is the first country to register SEX as a sport, and later this week, they'll host the first-ever European sex championship. There will be 16 disciplines, including seduction, massage, and full-on intercourse. https://bit.ly/42kSnr3
Michael Keaton says "Beetlejuice 2" is being made similarly to the original, by incorporating practical effects and handmade props. And it's the most fun he's had in a long time. https://bit.ly/3qs0fda
Rumor has it that Amazon is talking with T-Mobile and AT&T in the hopes of someday adding cheap cell phone service for its Amazon Prime subscribers. But for now, those companies are denying it. https://bit.ly/3Nd8cM7





