6 am Headlines
Why does your flatulence smell so much nastier in the shower? https://bit.ly/3vBEdok
The Supreme Court is set to overturn Roe vs. Wade, which will give states the power to outlaw abortion. That's according to a purported draft opinion leaked to Politico. https://cnb.cx/3OWKeDF
7 am Headlines
A woman peed off the side of the "Pirates of the Caribbean" ride at Disneyland.
Real-life vampires have concerns about Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly's blood-drinking.
A 70-year-old man in Washington thought he saw a guy stealing from a grocery store on Saturday, so he confronted him and SHOT at him. The victim is fine, and he did NOT steal from the store. The 70-year-old was arrested. https://bit.ly/3kzLT4d
9 am Headlines
A guy in England who had to have new junk regrown on his forearm says he's finally whole again. He's been living with the replacement unit on his arm for six years, but recently got it grafted onto his crotch. https://bit.ly/3w0Pfm3
The ax Jack Nicholson used in "The Shining" sold at an auction for $175,000 after 12 bids. It's made of foam and resin and is displayed in a shadow box with photos from the movie. https://bit.ly/3797m0K
