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Headlines For Thursday, November 16, 2023
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6 am Headlines

A 57-year-old woman just pleaded guilty to larceny, trespassing, and disturbing the peace, after crashing a stranger's wedding back in September.  She's been at this scheme for YEARS, across at least three states.

Kevin Hart will receive the Mark Twain Prize for American Humor next March.  He says, quote, "I've been doing comedy since the inception of this award 25 years ago.  To be honored in this commemorative year feels surreal."

A third of us think we'd be among the last standing in an apocalypse. Here's a fun stat: People were asked who they'd want on their "apocalypse survival team." Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson got more votes than Superman.

7 am Headlines

  Pluto TV has launched a 24/7 Car chase channel.  And what's it called?  Car Chase.  Because of course it is.

The average person expects to gain eight pounds over the holidays this year. That's up from 5.5 pounds in the same survey last year. And 66% of people say they're "postponing" being healthy until 2024.

9 am Headlines

A study on competitiveness suggests that men let women win when competing "to prevent them from leaving or being poached by competitors."  But the women also play softer when competing against partners.

The American Farm Bureau Federation says the average Thanksgiving will cost $6.12 per person this year, down 4.5% from 2022.

Gene Simmons says "hand on the Bible" that KISS is done performing, but their brand will live on.  They have a traveling live show of impersonators in the works and a cartoon show, plus cruises, a movie, and a museum.

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