This week on The Osbournes Podcast, the family discusses their New Year's Eve plans, New Year's resolutions, and a sneak peek into 2024, which, if Ozzy has his way, will see him take the stage sooner rather than later.
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By the way, Ozzy is definitely not dead, and he's planning on returning for shows in the near future. Well, at least that's the plan, after being forced to take a much-needed rest following debilitating surgeries over the last few years.
"I’m not going any-f***ing-where," Osbourne says pointedly, after he and his wife, Sharon, addressed the "sick f***ers" who included him in a recent ‘Celebrities Who Died Today’ YouTube video. “I’m not dead! I’m not really dead, just a little flesh wound," he added referencing the hilarious "bring out your dead" scene from 1975's Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
Even better than a very alive and on-the-mend Ozzy Osbourne is the chance that he could be making a return to the stage soon. Putting a finer point on the fact that he's still here, Ozzy added, "I’m not going any-f***ing-where, and I’m gonna go and do some more gigs before I’m finished, anyway.”
"I don't fear dying, but I don't want to have a long, painful, and miserable existence," Osbourne explained in a wide-ranging discussion with Rolling Stone UK back in November. "Look, I said to Sharon that I'd smoked a joint recently and she said, 'What are you doing that for! It'll f***ing kill you,'" Ozzy, added. "I said, 'How long do you want me to f***ing live for?!' At best, I've got ten years left and when you're older, time picks up speed."
Although Ozzy has stated previously that going on a full tour is likely out of the cards for him, he does hope to produce some one-off experiences for fans in the future.
Listen to the full New Year's special of The Osbournes Podcast -- now streaming on the free Audacy app -- to join the Osbournes for an exclusive behind-the-scenes peek into their legendary New Year's experiences! From wild parties to cherished family traditions, Ozzy, Kelly, Sharon, and Jack share their most memorable and downright hilarious moments, diving into their epic celebrations at 'The Speakeasy' in London, antics with Amy Winehouse, reminiscing about Ozzy's rockstar parties, and even a curious incident into 'who farted?!'