What I know for sure… Now that I have turned 54

What I know for Sure... Now that I have turned 54

What I Know For Sure... Now....That I've Turned 54. Black Edges Matter. Cellulite is a friend that sticks closer than a brother. My thighsdon't know how to social distance. Dang... I should have gotten that boob job cause now North and South have gone East and West. My belly sweats. The inside of my navel smells. Gray hair is growing under my arm pits. Sneezing, coughing, and laughing too hard causes me to tinkle . I can't hold a grudge cause I can't remember why I'm mad. I love hymns. Sleeping naked is scary. I miss my Momma. I don't like people. Prayer is essential but so is wine. Man boobs are sexy to me. I want to spend the rest of my life helping children. I'm a loner. My baby toe nail has turned black!! Paying tithes is not an option. Menopause makes me sweat like I stole something , cry like I lost my best friend, sleep 2 hours a night like it's Christmas the next day, eat a whole pizza in one setting, and then get mad cause I'm fat! Cussing aint right but it's definitely okay. My baby toe nail has turned black..Oops I said that already..See I can't remember. Loving myself has saved my life. My back is ashy. I like and love my children. I wouid like to marry again...Wayment...Selah...Okay I would. God loves me. I know longer beat myself up for past failures and mistakes. I have one best friend and a possible. My burps and farts smell the same. I'm shy. I like walks on the beach. I enjoy the holidays with my family. I love God. Black is my favorite color. I enjoy community work. At this age having teeth is really important not only for yourself, but for the world. Before I stand up I count to three. Sound of Music and Mulan are my favorite movies. I cry a lot. I'm so thankful to God for allowing me to see another year. God is faithful.Thank you to everyone who took the time to wish me Happy Birthday! #54th