Back on March 17, which, incidentally, feels like a lifetime ago, I penned a tweet which, I believed zeroed in on a compelling question.
Why would Tom Brady leave behind the Patriots, Bill Belichick, all those rings to head to a football backwater?
Oh. Well, now we know.
The story moved fast. Super fast. Shortly before I opened up Google Docs to start typing, the Ian Rapoport report had just hit Twitter:
Sidenote, the origin of this story, a mock tweet from PFTCommenter's canine alter ego, is truly perfect amid the sports content desert that is April 2020.
And now we know why the HELL Tampa Bay. Or, really, anywhere other than New England. Brady was playing chess, as they say. One move, one very big move, ahead. He was bringing along the Lebatardian polar bear.
The return of Gronk. It’s the content we need. Up next, the hacking of the Zoom draft.
