Bruce, the mastermind behind the International Middle Child Union, jumped on a call with Christine and Salt to let loose his middle-child fury about how middle siblings and Middle Child Day are like mystical invisible unicorns. On his blog he rants, "This year, Middle Child’s Day (August 12) falls on a Saturday, and as the world’s leading only Middle Child advocate, I have two words for restaurants and bars around the world: stock up! Yeah, I know Middle Child’s Day usually passes unsurprisingly unnoticed. Every year following Middle Child’s Day, I share my disappointment with the world. But I have high hopes for this year. After all, it’s a Saturday night! There’s no work or school for most people the next day, so I figure everyone has the whole day and night to celebrate." Craving more Bruce brilliance? Listen to his hilarious chat with Christine and Salt below!
Get ready to party like a forgotten but fabulous middle child – August 12th is International Middle Child Day, and nope, it's not just a made-up excuse for extra attention
Bruce, the head honcho and Chief Middle Child at the International Middle Child Union, gave Christine and Salt a lively call to unleash his frustration about how middle children and Middle Child Day get treated like invisible unicorns
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By 96.5 TICAug 10, 2023Aug 10, 2023 08:55 AM
