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Christine Lee 'one,' Big Hairy Murder Spider 'zero'

Even though it's dead, I think I have to move

big ugly murder spider
Christine Lee

I hate spiders. I get a visceral reaction all over my body just *looking* at pictures of them. That pic of the dead spider up top, yeah, that's making me wanna gag right now. So as you can see, happy ending for me — not so happy ending for the spider trying to murder me last night.

Anyway, to rewind — I was looking through my kitchen window enjoying the fresh late September breeze when I noticed a giant, furry legged spider hanging on a web between a large overgrown shrub and my house. I immediately did what anyone terrified of arachnids would do, panic. I grabbed the nearest Raid I could find (which was for cockroaches BTW) and took my weapon of choice outside to take on my murderous attacker.


Let's just say I was so on edge about this nasty spider that everything made me jumpy, including branches from a tree and a spider SHADOW. Check out the full audio story below including a listener who called in with her own nightmare spider tale.

Even though it's dead, I think I have to move