Indifference, that's the key.
Say, for instance, you're a University of Michigan fan. Ohio is your natural enemy.
But don't let them know that, it just fuels their passion. Fires them up. And they're too vanilla to care about anyway.
Vanilla -- or possibly unscented.
Enter the Ohio candle by Simple Nature. The description says it all:
"Not much to see. Not much to do. Welcome to Ohio, the unscented candle."
We couldn't agree harder.