That's right, for the low, low price of $6,000, men of a certain persuasion can spend a full week indulging in hedonism. That price includes two prostitutes to do your bidding 24 hours a day, and an unlimited buffet.
Drinks are free and marijuana is welcome. The 'island' is in Vegas after all.
Valenti's cast of characters joked that they were going to send Roberto for a week of total relaxation.
Also, that Bob 'Wojo' Wojnowski could have one of the paid consorts dress in khakis and a headset, possibly read the Michigan roster to him whilst he sips gin through a straw. Pure fantasy.
What would Mike 'Stoney' Stone do as a guest on Sex Island? The crew imagines the hilarity that would ensue.
Listen, and enjoy.
Every year, the organizers hold a special golden ticket event where $6,000 buys a free-for-all. Only 50 tickets are sold for the special week, which happens August 2-5 this time around on a 'discreet island' in Nevada. Guests are picked up from the Las Vegas airport in a helicopter and whisked away to their week of shall we say, indulgence. "The girls' mission is to please you and make you feel like a king," the Sex Island website says. Look it up online, but note the website is NSFW and nudity is immediate.
While the Valenti show riffed on the trip, several tickets sold. Does that mean metro Detroiters started buying tickets?
We can only guess. What happens on Sex Island stays on Sex Island.