Snapchat might be the coolest app on any cell phone market place.
When I arrived to work, Heather Park of the Jamie and Stoney show was using a new filter on the app that turns men into women and vice versa. Hilarity ensued.
The results are actually shocking.
Credit: 97.1 The Ticket Stoney is actually a pretty decent looking female. The one friend of your mom who really likes to listen. But why is he serving us come-hither eyes? Not cool, Stoney.
Credit: 97.1 The Ticket I think morning show producer Greg Hargrave looks like Arya Stark's cousin. Watch out, Night King, he's coming for you.
Credit: 97.1 The Ticket Paul Serra reminds me of a very nice school bus driver, the kind who keeps homemade brownies in her purse and offers them unsolicited while she tells you stories about her ex. They're a little smushed, but hey, free brownies.
Credit: 97.1 The Ticket Tom Millikan looks like the mom that everyone one of her son's friends say she is hot. She wears a tiny bikini near the pool and bends over a lot when she's bringing 'round the snack tray to the kid's friends, but pretends to hate attention.
Credit: 97.1 The Ticket Heather looks like the ex you're supposed to watch out for. May still have friends in the gang she lost membership in a few years ago when she went straight. Will still find friends to kill you for messing with her girl.
Credit: 97.1 The Ticket Gator looks like the woman that gets way too drunk at your work party and starts offering back rubs. Eventually, gives the rubs to everyone whether they like it or not. Laughs a little too loud at jokes she doesn't understand, cries at imaginary slights.
Credit: 97.1 The Ticket There aren't any words for Tony Ortiz, except that I think he was cut from the little-known Madea movie, "Madea's Coming For You," and may still be salty about it.
Credit: 97.1 The Ticket Jon Jansen looks like he has future in professional wrestling if his field hockey aspirations don't work out. Seems sweet, but will break your knees at face off. Definitely the gal who hops in her friend's car, riding shotgun with a carton of eggs and an eagle eye for the Camaro that belongs to the boyfriend who's not acting right. Duck if you see her.
Credit: 97.1 The Ticket Finally, yours truly. I could pass for the girl next door. Neighborhood's not too great, though.
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