We've all met dogs who are out there trying to steal your girl, but have you been to the Chipotle yet that's trying to seduce your husband?
According to internet reviews, the Fort Myers, Fla., outpost of the burrito giant is extra spicy, always available and looking for some heat.
"Don't send your husbands there to 'pick up Chipotle.' Next thing you know, (name redacted) is going to seduce them into sleeping with her like she has with multiple married men," one Yelp reviewer wrote. "You have GUAC to be kidding me."
Is it a joke, a troll job, a spurned woman, a competitor? No one knows. But we do know that the first husband-stealing accusation came from a woman named Jessiika F. in June and since then reviews keep coming. They're extra salty.
"(This female employee) is pig, she slept with my husband, too," another wrote. Someone chimed in to write, "Can I get (her) phone number?"
Note that recent accounts that posted those comments are named for men -- including Jake and Evan, which has many wondering if it's a stunt.
The business has 2.5 stars on Yelp and the company notes it is 'monitoring comments because of media reports."
And at this point, some people are just obviously just piling on.
"(This worker) went above and beyond when handling my burrito. Will be visiting this location much more frequently," Andrew L. wrote.
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