While most of the college football world is focused on the recently-released playoff rankings, the rest is talking about the Pole Assassin.
According to the New York Post:
On Monday, a tweet from Thomas Campbell claimed a “credible source” said that a monkey belonging to Texas Longhorns special teams coach Jeff Banks attacked and injured a young trick-or-treater on Halloween.
Banks' alleged girlfriend is Dani Thomas, who goes by the stripper name Pole Assassin and dances with her monkey on stage as seen in the video below.
There was another video floating around where Thomas shows how she protects her from monkey observers -- or vice versa -- during her act.
Texas Football, somehow always in the news.