The Bills got a good one in third-round pick Spencer Brown, an All-Missouri-Valley performer at his alma mater Northern Iowa. Wanting to endear himself to Buffalo’s fan base (well-known for their debaucherous tailgates, which, after a few Molsons, inevitably devolve into full-blown anarchy), the 6’8” tackle decided to fling all 311 pounds of himself at an unsuspecting table, dismantling the helpless furniture like a seasoned veteran of Bills Mafia.
Destroying tables (usually of the fold-up variety), of course, is a time-honored tradition in the beer-soaked parking lots of Highmark Stadium, where Bills diehards routinely swan dive off their RVs, taking flight with only eight feet of flimsy plastic to break their fall.
That’s a daring maneuver for a man of Brown’s immense size (imagine if he had gotten hurt), but in fairness, who wouldn’t be psyched to join a Bills team coming off its first division title in 25 years? A former high-school tight end from the sparsely-populated town of Lenox, Iowa, Brown’s blue-collar aesthetic should make him an instant fan favorite in Orchard Park.
The Bills have drawn rave reviews for their early draft choices, bolstering their roster with the additions of Brown, Miami mauler Gregory Rousseau (whose 15.5 sacks ranked second in the country in 2019) and Wake Forest edge presence Carlos “Boogie” Basham with five picks still to come in Rounds 5-7.
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