Rock's Blog: Things We Learned from Horror Movies

It was a teachable moment Thursday morning!
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Pay attention & take notes the next time you watch a horror movie. You just might learn how to stay alive!

Here's a few of the things we learned Thursday morning.

*Never get separated from the group.
*Don't babysit on Halloween.
*If you're getting chased inside a house, don't go upstairs or downstairs to the basement.
*Don't buy that "dream house" with a price that seems too good to be true.
*That cabin in the woods is never, never, ever a safe place.
*Don't hover over a monster or killer to make sure they are really dead. They never are!
*Don't wear high heels in the woods.
*The car isn't going to start.
*Don't go in. The house...the closet...the attic...the basement. Just don't go in!
*Never drive behind a logging truck.
*Don't have sex. Don't do drugs or drink. Don't say "I'll be right back," because you won't be back.
*Check the back seat of your car before getting in.
*Don't be horny.
*When the house says "Get out!" *$@%'in leave!!!
*Never answer the phone when home alone.

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