Monday: Smut Clubs, Grocery Store Raves & Robot Teachers

World Cup finals and halftime show memes, Denver's ranking as America's fifth fittest city, FDA updates on the multi-state explosive diarrhea outbreak, an encounter with the "Denver Ladies Smut Club" audiobook group, fan reactions to Robert Plant's folk reinterpretation of Led Zeppelin's "Black Dog", a real-life Trader Joe's versus Aldi street rave in Minneapolis, Jon Bon Jovi's Madison Square Garden residency, a betting scandal involving Donald Trump's teleprompter operator, the deployment of a humanoid robot substitute teacher in a New York school