The Ranch of Horror in Turlock, California has been looking to give their cast members a way to make some extra cash during their non-Halloween off-season and last year they started delivering creepy clown telegrams for Valentine's Day.
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The clowns, which are available across California's central valley from Merced to Modesto, deliver some horror as well as some actual nice Valentine's gifts like bath & body sets, chocolates, flowers, and balloon animal bouquets. The clowns are also available in select locations in Louisiana & Missouri.
Packages run between $30-$70 and you can head here if you're interested in booking one.