A new survey found the biggest mistakes people make when drinking wine. And they literally mean wine etiquette things . . . not mistakes like, "I drank a jug of wine and had sex with someone wearing an eyepatch."
Anyway, in honor of National White Wine Day today, here are 10 of the biggest mistakes people make with wine. I disagree with most!
1. Holding a glass by the bulb and not the stem.- SCEW DAT!!!! YOU HOLD THAT GLASS HOWEVER YOU WANT!
2. Damaging the cork when you try to remove it so you push bits of cork into the wine. YA, THIS IS BAD
3. Mispronouncing the name of a wine you're ordering. PALEEEZE, WHO CARES?
4. Serving white wine with red meat. ABSO DOESN'T MATTER!!!!
5. Filling a wine glass to the very top.
6. Putting ice cubes in wine. KAT POUR IS ALL RIGHT!
7. Adding lemonade or Coke to wine to water it down. UMMMMMMM
8. Drinking straight out of the bottle. AGAIN, WHO CARES!!!!
9. Trying to use a corkscrew on a twist-off cap. BEEN THERE!
10. Pretending you know sophisticated terms to describe how a wine tastes. SAYING "THIS TASTES F*CKING GOOD" IS ALL YOU NEED TO SAY!





