Here are some NOT-so-serious stories we've seen about the coronavirus outbreak . . .
1. Hair dye and clippers are the latest items that are flying off shelves during the pandemic, as people try to figure out how to take care of their own hair with salons and barber shops closed.
2. A hookup app found 24% of its American users say they're not willing to go out to have casual sex right now.
3. Should liquor stores count as essential businesses? 42% of people say yes, 42% say no. People between 25 and 44 . . . in other words, the people who are most likely to have young children at home . . . lean heavily toward "essential."
4. A beauty salon in Ohio was found sneaking customers in to have their hair and nails done.
5. Sex instead of rent? A report from a government agency in Hawaii found an increase in landlords offering to waive rent in exchange for sexual favors.
6. Chicken wing prices are the cheapest they've been in about a decade because people aren't eating them while they watch sports right now.
7. A bodybuilder in Kazakhstan has postponed his wedding to his sex doll because of the pandemic.
8. A guy's girlfriend buried all of their beans somewhere in the woods in case of "looters" . . . and won't tell him where they are.
9. A chocolate shop in Oregon sold chocolate bunnies for Easter with white chocolate face masks.
10. The forest service in Iceland is telling people that if they need a hug right now, hug a tree.
