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Completely Naked Minnesota Woman Arrested For Masturbating In Someone Else's Car, Refusing To Stop
Completely Naked Minnesota Woman Arrested For Masturbating In Someone Else's Car, Refusing To Stop

A completely naked woman was arrested after she was caught masturbating in someone else’s parked car, refusing to stop.

35-year-old Minnesota woman Jennifer Dorit Weber faces numerous misdemeanor charges after she was found completely naked and “digitally penetrating” herself on May 9 inside an SUV that didn’t belong to her, the MEAWW reports.

Police were summoned to the scene by those observing Weber as she pleasured herself in someone else’s vehicle. As the police arrived, they observed Weber, who was walking and jumping around naked, going in and out of vehicles at a motor business in Mankato, about 80 miles southwest of Minneapolis.

Police dispatchers were initially told that the naked woman was sitting alone inside a Pontiac SUV and that she “looked happy and did not appear to be hurt but appeared to possibly be under the influence.

As officers attempted to interact with the woman, she did not stop masturbating. She was first situated inside a gold SUV, where she was reported, and later she started pleasuring herself inside a grey pickup truck with the door wide open.

“Throughout this time, Weber was making nonsensical statements and continued to masturbate,” according to a probable cause statement.

Minnesota police were eventually able to coax the completely naked woman out of the vehicle and took her into custody. She was taken to a detoxification center for treatment, according to police documents. Weber was later charged with indecent exposure, narcotics possession, DWI, and entering a vehicle without the owner’s permission.