Once again, the United States military has graced our country's spacious skies with a penis.
Uh oh. There's another sky penis and the comments are gold.
But this time, officials from Luke Air Force Base in Arizona claim the shape was unintentional.
After photos of the latest phalic art began circulating, the public affairs office stated, "56th Fighter Wing senior leadership reviewed the training tapes from the flight and confirmed that F-35s conducting standard fighter training maneuvers Tuesday afternoon in the Gladden and Bagdad military operating airspace resulted in the creation of the contrails."
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"There was no nefarious or inappropriate behavior during the training flight," the email statement concluded.
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Regardless of intention, the F-35 is the most sophisticated of the known penis-drawing aircraft. Is that sophistication present in execution? We'll let you be the judge.