A couple's plan to scare off porch pirates backfired in the ish-iest way.
According to KXAN, a couple in Texas placed a box of dirty diapers on their porch in an attempt to get back at porch pirates. When the thieves discovered the diapers, they returned to the home twice...once, to smear those dirty diapers on the couple's front door. The second time, they returned with cow manure and spread that all over their porch, cars, and driveway.
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