Just when you think you've seen every weird Florida story...
A couple in Tierra Verde, Florida (neat Tampa) got into an argument on their boat over the weekend, according to The Smoking Gun.
Eventuallly the man went below deck to go to sleep.
But that wasn't the end of things. The woman opened up the boat's port hatch, which was directly above the bed and PEED on her husband.
And when he went up to confront her, she bit him on the stomach.
She was arrested for domestic battery.