Man posts wife “for sale” ad like she’s a used car; says she has “great headlights”

Real estate agent holding for sale sign and shaking hand of customer
Real estate agent holding for sale sign and shaking hand of customer Photo credit Getty Images/DragonImages

When Robbie McMillen’s wife Sarah went away for the weekend on a girl’s trip, he decided to have a little fun at her expense.

Ever the prankster, Robbie posted his wife “for sale” online, alongside a list of pros and cons for “purchasing” her.

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Some of the pros Robbie noted included “above average condition for year” with “great headlights,” though he did complain of a “small intermittent whine that’s got a lot worse in the lash month.”

Robbie, a 38-year-old father-of-two, said that he was also open to “offers” or “swaps,” even suggesting actress Jennifer Aniston!

However, Robbie said that though he received a “few offers, unfortunately she’s now off the market.”

Sarah admitted that her husband may have been missing her a little while she was away, saying per the New York Post, “He’s very cheeky. When I spotted the post I just laughed because he does things like that all the time, he’s a bit of a prankster.”

She concluded, “We’ve been together for ages and the secret to our relationship is that we’re always talking and laughing, we’re just best friends.”

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