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If brands used brutally honest slogans, what would they be?

They're honest and hilarious!

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These were too funny and too honest not to share! Reddit asked readers if brands were to abandon their current slogans and used brutally honest ones, what would they be? Here are some of my favorite answers:

1. Hot Pockets: Every bite is a different temperature. (So good, but so true!)


2. Altoids: They come with a free box you'll put junk in. (It's like a bonus!)

3. IKEA: Come for the meatballs. Stay because you can't find your way out.

4. Q-Tips: From a liability standpoint, we have to say don't stick them in your ears. But we're not your mother, so do what you want.

5.Ramen Noodles: You get paid in a few days.

They're honest and hilarious!