Sure, we all know that we technically COULD name our baby something completely ridiculous, we just don't. Not this couple, though. A baby boy was just born in the Philippines, and his parents named him "Glhynnyl Hylhyr Yzzyghyl." That's 22 consonants and not a single vowel (unless you're counting Y).
While it looks like they just passed out on a keyboard and chose whatever letters came out, there is actually meaning to the name. According to the boy's grandfather (who picked the name), all of the letters represent something. Like, in Ghlynnyl, the G and N are for his mother Geraldine, the H-L-Y is for his father, Lhyrlon, and the N-Y-L is for his grandmother, Joralyn.
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So how would you pronounce this consonant hotdish? You wouldn't. The grandpa said they've already decided on the nickname "Consonant" for the boy. Not bad, it definitely rolls off the tongue a little better than Glhynnyl Hylhyr Yzzyghyl.