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The job you're more likely to have based on your birth month

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The jobs website Zippia.com posted a list of careers you're more likely to gravitate toward depending on the month you were born and it's all backed by stats. However, I think they're all wrong, lol! Plus, some of these aren't even actual jobs! Here what they say:

January: Debt collectors and doctors


February: Artists and traffic cops

March: Pilots and musicians

April: Dictators.  (Apparently Adolf Hitler, Saddam Hussein, and Vladimir Lenin were all April babies.)

May: Politicians

June:  CEOs and Nobel Prize winners.  Those might be the best ones on the list.

July: Bricklayers and train drivers

August: Bricklayers again

September: Athletes and physicists

October:  Not a job, but you're more likely to live to be 100 years old.

November: Serial killers and schizophrenics. Again, not jobs. And WTH? They couldn't come up with anything more positive?

December: Dentists