A 60-year-old man in a kilt got arrested after walking into two antique stores in Spring . . . shoving several items up his umm, region that was easy to access because he was wearing a kilt with no underwear on . . . and putting them back on the shelf.
He did it with a makeup brush and another item police described as a "hardware piece." Then at the second store, he did it with an antique bottle opener and some sort of vintage tobacco can.
All total, the four items were valued at just over $200 and had to be thrown out. Employees also sanitized their other items, just in case. He's facing charges for criminal mischief.
