As Betty White turned 99 yesterday, it’s only right we revisit her tips for a longer life.
2011 visit the actress made to “The Late Show with David Letterman.” We’ll admit they’re sarcastic and funny, but laughter is a great way to live longer according to science…..
Here are Betty’s tips:
- “Get at least eight hours of beauty sleep, nine if you're ugly.”
- "Exercise. Or don't. What the hell do I care?"
- "Never apologize. It shows weakness."
- "The best way to earn a quick buck is a slip and fall lawsuit."
- "Avoid tweeting any photos of your private parts"
- "Schedule nightly appointment with Dr. Johnnie Walker."
- "Take some wheatgrass, soy paste and carob, toss in the garbage and cook yourself a big-a-- piece of pork."
- "Try not to die"
- "Never dwell on past mistakes”
