Feeling bitter over a breakup?
The San Antonio Zoo has a promotion where they'll name a rat after your ex. If that's not bad enough the rat will then be fed to a snake. It'll cost you $25 bucks and you even get to watch a livestream of it happening on Valentine's Day.
If that's a bit too much, you can also name a cockroach after your ex. That'll only cost you $5 bucks.
