Klein has earned his new title as president of Cranky Dorkfest after learning his favorite thing to do actually turned into an official event: going to the LAX In N Out to watch the planes take off. The event was literally called Cranky Dorkfest. Naturally, Ally signed him up for the mailing list for all future events.
Today we played a round of Kid or Pet with Klein's personal life. He spent hours in the ER this weekend after a member of his family threw up a dozen times and 'seemed lethargic.' It ended with a $1,000 vet bill. Was this for a kid or a dog?
We did another round of Lifetime Achievement Award nominees. Who deserves the award? Ally nominated the lenient security guard that lets you through with things you shouldn't have. Vanessa nominated baseball hats, Jake nominated people with extra drink tickets, Klein nominated the sauce packet drawer, and Johnny nominated the person that lets you use their extra parking spot. We also got clearly confused on who Cecil B. Demille is and the fact that she's actually a dude.
Plus the return of Gayest Sports Highlights of the week! Special thanks to Tom Brady for using the term 'piss missile' to describe Dak Prescott.



