Welcome to a new month. Go pay your rent!
We got an incredible gift delivered by the one and only Print Gurus...Klein & Ally Plushies!! They're everything we dreamed they would be. They even talk and come with accessories! See them on our IG @kleinallyshow or watch us simulate sex with them on today's YouTube livestream.
Today we met a lot more new degenerates in a new round of Human Bingo. We heard from people who were permanently banned, people who just got dumped, and we met a wonderful woman named Marie who has a speech impediment. After t-t-t-talking to her for a few minutes, we decided she will be introducing Slightly Stoopid at the Endless Summer Kegger this Thursday.
We celebrated a new month by bringing back Netflix/NOTflix, and Klein wrote some truly ridiculous fake shows this time around. Is "Cold As Balls" a real Netflix show?
Plus a conversation about the many different parking choices we all made when seeing Muse at the bowl last night, a new relationship milestone for Jake, and voted on whether or not we should ban texting while walking during Import/Export.
