Ally had to do the whole show on a treadmill today as our Wheel of Wellness challenge continues. The jokes were as steady as her walking pace, with names coming in like Blocky Balboa, Kobesity, Oscar Pistoriass, Usain Blob, and Forrest Plump. We did get a call from HR after the show telling us never to do this again for a million reasons.
We had a Petty Claims Court case today dealing with a man and a woman on the brink of collapse. The claim? A woman says her husband frequently poops in the bathroom right before she has to get ready in said bathroom. The husband says 'when you gotta go you gotta go. Closest bathroom wins.' Who do you think is in the right? Hear both arguments and decide for yourself.
Human Bingo today had us hearing remarkable stories about being banned for life, including a guy who's never allowed back to a Walmart. We also heard from people in non-traditional relationships, (shoutout polyamorous netbangers!), and people who are loosely related to A-list celebrities.
Plus the top reason guys swipe left on your dating profile in Clickbait, an Election-themed Johnny Doesn't Know, and a proposition for Ally from the owner of a Clawcade in West LA.
