Today we heard the dumbest reasons you missed work (plus the excuse you gave to carry it out), and learned that people have missed work to do ridiculous things, like wait in line for starbucks cups or masturbate. This is all based on the fact that Johnny missed golf yesterday to go golfing, and the fact that a record number of people are predicted to take an unauthorized day off on the 19th to play the new Grand Theft Auto 6.
Klein has a new predicament with his puppy and needs advice. He thought the dog was house trained, but turns out he's been leaving mystery craps throughout various rooms in the house. He also realized he needs to work on his 'good boy' voice vs his 'bad boy' voice.
We got into a hilarious edition of Clickbait today, discussing the one question you should never ask at the holiday table. We also got in depth about which of us would make the worst Thanksgiving guest, and after a lengthy quiz process we discovered it's definitely Ally.
