Vinnie won’t stand for internet hate against Pink, and Sarah won’t stand for hate against aging. Tarantino doesn’t support his mom because she never supported his writing dream. Paris Hilton went as Belle for Halloween, and people are pissed. Is carving pumpkins getting less popular? Bacon is taking a page out of Cheerio’s new book. Mentally leaving home is the problem. Dictionary.com names “maxxing” the word of the year.

