Alley was appalled after she watched a woman wash her hands at a restaurant so she brings it up on the question of the day. DZ gives advice to someone who wants to take thier wife on a getaway, but she's not a fan. Now that it's September, everyone thinks fall and pumpkins are allowed, but they disagree. Is it a jerky move to forget why your friend is having surgery? That's the dilemma on Am I the Jerk. Are you more scared of dying young or aging?
